Castrating the goat

Jerking off

Mark was castrating the goat last night.

by Chippy625271 February 13, 2018

Goat Hair

A trashy, dirty, unkempt person who has poor hygiene and is smelly and greasy like the hair on a goat.

Ahh man, here comes Darren. He’s big and sweaty and always smells bad. What a fucking goat hair.

by Big and Weird May 30, 2021

Goated

Containing goat, usually refers to younger goats or "kids".

The dinner was goated

by Hah goattem March 26, 2021

The Goat

Aharen.

Aharen (from Aharen is indecipherable) did it first and did it better than Komi Can't Communicate, and is THE GOAT.
Chad: "Komi is TRASH compared to Aharen."
Mega Chad: "I know right?"

by SlugFish June 2, 2022

The goat of rap

Yeat. It is yeat. Luh crank

Person 1 Whos the goat of rap?
Person 2 Yeat. No argument

by yeatlover April 16, 2023

The Dirty Goat

The dirty goat is the act of placing ones cock and balls in between your legs, pressing you’re legs together tightly, and suddenly exposing your ass cock and balls all at once therefor giving someone the dirty goat

Kevin: (exposes his dirty goat)

Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”

by The motherfucker February 27, 2019

goat story

When someone loses miserably in an argument

Me and Jeff and he ended up telling a total goat story.

by dani_bear99 March 30, 2015