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Gamer

Someone who thinks video games are more interesting than porn.
That gamer was gonna watch that bukakke nonsense, but Terraria wasn't going to play itself!
by Fricky-Fresh May 22, 2020
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Blob the Gamer

Person 1 "Hey have you heard of Blob the Gamer"
Person 2 "Yeah he's an idiot"
by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021
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Gamer

A gamer is generally a person with a large, non athletic body, who mostly endulges in the field of online entertainment through services privately owned and operated for such an individual. A gamer may not spend more than 3 days away from any electronic device without risking catastrophic damage to their mental health, and their age can range anywhere from a toddler and up.

Some gamers are popular, and make a living from sitting on their ass and entertaining themselves, thus entertaining others when footage of said ass sitting self entertainment is published on any popular video hosting website.

Gamers became common in the late 1970s, along with the newly popular home gaming systems that were recently launched. These systems are considered archaic nowadays, and these people are known as the Godfathers of the gamer culture.

Around the 1990s, online gaming became popular, influencing many to make large investments into expensive equipment to play for games that they could easily pay to own on a home console. It must be mentioned that a gamer has generally low mental capabilities outside of holding a controller and/or pressing buttons on what is known as a keyboard.

As of now, there are several million gamers on the planet, and they pose an enormous risk to society. If left to their own devices, they could easily overthrow our leaders and assume direct control.
"Did you hear this bitch-ass mo'fucka? Fuckin' brain dead, dawg." - Modern Gamer
by RhapsodyURBAN July 2, 2022
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gamer pocket

a fleshlighr shaped like a monster energy can
“yo he plays Fortnite? sounds like the only push he’s getting is a gamer pocket”
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Guacamole Gamer Farts 3000

A gsups brand of drink created by the youtuber RussianBadger
Hey have you tried my guacamole gamer farts 3000?
by GSUPS ADS April 26, 2022
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Gamer Genna

A persona that is inflicted on a person when they are raging play video games to an extent
Gamer Genna is back.”
by Goofysussybaka101 July 16, 2021
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Nick Gamer

A fucking 12 year old who has no idea about anything and ruins his life by sending inappropriate pictures to random people on the internet and was born under the highway because he was an accident and his mom is a pornstar and hooker.
by Dean 5777 October 16, 2017
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