Junk Food Movie 

A movie that has no real depth or replay value, but is fun to watch at the time.

Silly Moviegoer: I can't believe Avatar didn't win Best Picture!

Intelligent Moviegoer: Lies. Avatar was just a Junk Food Movie. District 9 (or whatever meaningful movie you care to insert) should have won.

Junk Food Movie by Gentlementlegen March 15, 2010

fast food hottie 

The thin, flawless, outright sexy girls you see in fast food commercials on television.

Did you see that hot babe on that tv commercial? She looks nothing like the mutant swine you actually see eating at fast food establishments on a regular basis.

*Sigh* I know! Fast food hotties.

fast food hottie by still-single October 17, 2011

bottom food 

Anything that is unpleasant, or less pleasant than something else.

Cold weather is bottom food.

bottom food by knitterchic October 23, 2011

Fast Food Relationships 

Gratification of a deeper need, but neither nourishing nor filling. Causes regret, self-loathing and massive weight gain in the long run.

Dang, the last three jerks I dated turned into fast food relationships. I gotta detox or something.

Fast Food Relationships by KB Allstar August 9, 2012

Fish Food Technique 

noun: A ridiculously slow method of eating food that is implemented when terribly hung over. It utilizes the pulling apart of one's food into small fish-food sized flakes before being able to eat it.

"Man, J was so hung-over that he was rocking Fish Food Technique at breakfast. It took the dude 2 hours to eat a bagel."

Fish Food Technique by Shay Rock July 25, 2012

golden food

Used to describe various gas station hot food options which range in color from light brown to true brown. Typically observed in translucent warming boxes, golden food encompasses many edibles which include, but are not limited to: chicken strips, corn dogs, burritos, pizza sticks, onion rings, french fries, crispitos, jojos, jalapeno poppers, taquitos, chicken-on-a-stick, etc. Gas stations of the western United States are renowned for their varied selections due to the limited food options in rural areas; however, golden food can be found in most gas stations in all 50 states.

deep fried corn dogs gas station mini-mart fast food corn dogs are a type of golden food

golden food by Stcherb July 19, 2013

Carnival food 

Unhealthy food that is commonly served at a carnival.

I felt like throwing up after eating that shitty, expensive carnival food.

Carnival food by Brandon Blank September 15, 2013