February

Fuck your girl February

If u have a girl FUCKING FUCK HER ALREADY

Dude it’s fuck your girl February

I KNOW LAYLA SAID THAT SHE WANTS TO PARTICIPATE 🤤🤤🤤

by Horny..bitch November 22, 2019

February 18

The most horrific looking people are born on this day. They dont care about anyone but themselves. They have no one that likes them. Just a very sad kind of human.

Person: Hey why is he so ugly
Someone: they were born February 18th
Person”Ohhh

by Carolineswookie March 11, 2024

February 17

National kiss your girlfriend day

You have to 🤷🏻 ♂️

Are your busy on February 17th?

by totally not george February 15, 2024

26 February

26 February is the day you kiss your broski’s

Bf: I just kissed my bros
Gf:WHAT SO YOUR GAY?
Bf:it’s 26 February is the day you kiss your bros
Gf: WTF

by 26 February February 26, 2022

February 5

Your crush will ask you out today!!

Crush: will you go on a date with me because it’s February 5!! Me: yeah of course I will

by Charly@charly January 25, 2024

February 21st

The single most important day in the known calendar year. This day is internationally known as National 69 day. It also happens to be the author of this definitions birthday!!

Attention ALL!! Today is February 21st, the day to face fuck a nd be face fucked.

by Slvrtungdev February 21, 2021

February 3

The sweetest and most attractive girl was born on this day. They are every redhead's crush. And no one should ever ignore their birthday just because almost every super bowl lands on that day.

Person with red hair: That person born on February 3 is soooo hot
Person 2: You should ask them out.

by starlight12345 November 2, 2022