Deep Water Horizon

When you put feces In a condom, freeze it, take the condom off the shit and use it as a dildo on a girl. An Alaskan Pipeline without the condom.

Man I gave this girl a Deep Water Horizon this weekend, shit was messy.

by RawrIareDinosaur August 27, 2016

Sheeply Deeping

A podcast about nothing featuring 6 dedicated Sheepshead players in the Midwest.

Have you listened to the latest episode of Sheeply Deeping? I was cracking up the entire time. These guys are the best!

by ambdiddy March 2, 2021

rats when they see a kfc deep fryer

they jump into it

1: rats when they see a kfc deep fryer

2: what are you talking about

1: rat

by TFNUM1HTR August 5, 2024

Phillip Deep

An expression used to describe being more than 12 inches deep

How deep are you bro?
I'm 6 foot deep!
oh, that's not so bad! What about you Jhon?
Oh, I'm Phillip Deep!!

Oh shit, you're fucked!

by not_shane July 27, 2021

Deep-poop-dick Curse

When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.

Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.

by Lazyeye Gibbins December 4, 2021

deep chef

A Deep State chef responsible for cooking up schemes to subjugate the masses. Often a background player shielded from any consequences when their dirty dealings are inevitably brought to public light.

"Did you hear about the Twitter Files? Sounds like the Biden laptop stories were true all along."

"Yeah. The Deep Chef is working overtime doing damage control. I bet they'll blame this one on Russia too."

by jint3i December 4, 2022

deep storage

some really weird kink my daddy told me about where a girl (or any submissive) gets buried alive and gets a feeding tube in her mouth and one out her ass a la Human Centipede after a long, arduous process of dehumanization.

my daddy told me about deep storage kinks and now I can't sleep at night.

by littlemissterry October 12, 2020