Dick crushing

When a man crushes his dick under a steamroller

My dick was so fat i had to crush it down a bit by dick crushing

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

National tongue your crush day

On october 19th you can tongue your crush any time

Yo bro it’s national tongue your crush day

by Pp boi 456 October 3, 2020

Worldwide Crushes

Today we are talkng about Gloria's crush... WOWWWW ik u guys are so eager to know this one and probably been waiting for it. Well Gloria or should i say Skylar is a really difficult person to understand... SO this information was hard to get and is highly Classified so if you're reading this you would be really lucky.

Gloria like i said is a difficult person to understand so let's go way back.. Gloria first had a crush on her and Sammy felt the same way and loved her so much to the extent he wanted to date her but i might not be allowed to tell much under that so Gloria if you're seeing this please allow me to give more information on that..... So later Gloria had lost feelings for Sammy and after then had a crush on MICHEAL

i don't normally this but .....So Y'all should beg Gloria to give me unlimited authorized access

Worldwide Crushes pt6

by Ebuksam March 9, 2023

National kiss your crush month

The whole February month is the month that you can kiss your crush, anywhere, and anytime.

You: *kisses crush*
Crush: What the flip!?
Crush: Whyd you just kiss me..?
You: Its national kiss your crush month
Crush: oh ok! *kiss*

by muschifresser February 1, 2025

Crush

An unsure feeling for a person, when you just want to know more about them, when you think about them the last thing at night and first thing in the morning. Some one you don't yet hate, not quite a friend, you just feel something more. You also are unsure and nervous around them because you know that they are noticing you. You have a unsure felling of love, but you dont know what to do about it. But the altime reason they call it a crush is when you're over them you care so little you would want to crush them with a monster truck, or if they break your heart you may want, or actually hit them with a bat. Also if all else fails you can ultimately just ignore them or at least look like a psychopath around them

I had a crush, now they're going to be crushed.
Awe...Caden is soo cute, i think i have a crush.

Sammy:Did you see the new forien exchange student, he's so hot.
Summer:Looks like some one has a crush coming on...
Sammy:I'll go get the monser truck...
Summer:Grab the bat to... I'm feeling lucky.

by Hey_u_know_it's_me_random June 12, 2018

Donkey Crush

Same basic idea of a donkey punch, except as you finish her, you finish your natty daddy and use the back of her head as a can crusher.
STUNNER

Was totally smashing last night and my homie tossed me a piss warm natty, cleared it and donkey crushed it on that hoe. #Necrophelia

by Demkitties February 6, 2019

Crushed mary

A fucking terrifying vocaloid song (in my opinion)

Brandon listened to crushed mary yesterday. He had a heart attack and cried. Lmao

by goobersnooner April 19, 2024