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My Fucking Coffee

The whole reason most of you made it this far
Don't talk to me until I had my fucking coffee.

If you spill my fucking coffee I'm going to kill you.
by YOUЯ ЯEAL NAME August 6, 2025
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Coughed in my coffee maker

When one person sucks a fart out of someone else’s butt and blows it into the first persons mouth
The barista gasped when Jeff coughed in my coffee maker.
by Randi&Jeff October 25, 2025
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Peters up a coffee

As a trade employee, on your way to work before going to the jobsite, you stop in at your employers office to take a shit & steal a coffee
Just gonna stop at the office to peters up a coffee
by tbor852 November 4, 2025
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Curtain Call Coffee Bar

Discovering not long after having outrageous butt sex, then going to the bathroom from dropping a hot, steamy "deuce" that you're not quite done yet in the bathroom.
Mark and I made up last night, he had a Curtain Call Coffee Bar experience.
by eightrackplaya November 11, 2025
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Apple Turnover And A Coffee

Dave's running late, he just had to stop for an Apple Turnover And A Coffee

Guess what I had for Breakfast? An Apple Turnover And A Coffee

Do you boys want to stop in for a quick Apple Turnover And A Coffee?
by DunkyFonk January 9, 2026
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20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees

When you pull a all nighter and try and stay up all day but will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees just to stay up for 3 seconds. WARNING: you're probably gonna die just saying
I will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees in order to right every last letter of this sentence
by hitlers gay son March 18, 2017
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Let's have a cup of cofee

Let's have a cup of cofee
by 1m a b0t April 18, 2021
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