oh cock

james may favorite word

oh cock

by taxfrauder2000 April 28, 2021

disco cock

A man who refuses to shave or groom his private area (hairy)

I was with Tom last night & he has a disco cock

by Wine junkie April 30, 2022

Stephen Cocking

A play on the famous physicist Stephen Hawking. A Stephen Cocking is someone that claims to know every sex position ever. Your classic know-it-all, but in a sex-nerd way.

"Yo, me and my girl tried the Reverse Leather Wallet the other day. Blew. My. Mind"

"Oh yeah, I've done that before, it's kinda cool I guess. The Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle is waaaay better"

"Theres no sex position called the Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle you cheener"

"Yeah there is, I totally did it with my girl friend"

"Bro, no you didn't. Stop being such a Stephen Cocking"

by ThaBoiChommey April 1, 2022

Cock royalty

When a man gets paid a percentage of a woman’s raise after she gets good cock.

Alan received a 10% cock royalty after Cristina got a promotion because of her improved performance after having sex with him.

by Simpatico36 March 14, 2022

Cock-Blocko'saurs

A verb used to describe an ancient creature who will go to almost any length to stop you getting some action; a blatant attempt to hate on one's game

Person 1 - " Dude, what was up with Steven last night ? "
Person 2 - " I know right, what a cock-blocko'saurs "

by 'Denver's Finest' March 14, 2022

Cock giggles

The sound a penis makes if it is abused to much in a single sitting.

After watching my little pony, and masturbating furiously he had cock giggles.

by Mr. Mundee January 25, 2022

edwins cock

Edwin's cock is a term used if someone has a huge cock

Holy that guy there has Edwins cock

by TyroneBigBlacks February 19, 2022