dumpster clown

A sad sad soul that lives in a dumpster and spends his days amusing people in multiple different ways to make ends meat. Including but not limited to: Blowing dudes, takin it in the poop shute, bum fights, rusty trombones, and other assorted types of debauchery.

Bryan H. is a Long Beach dumpster clown who can't count stacks of high society.

by Toofunnytolive August 7, 2018

Reverse Rodeo Clown

After one realizes there is no TP in a public bathroom, they climb up on top of the sink, squat down (backwards) and splash water on their boom hole until clean.

-Dude there is no TP in here.
-Not a big deal, just pull a reverse rodeo clown. I'll be your lookout.

by highlyhumorous July 27, 2011

rodeo clown

A demagogue who disavows responsibility for his/her influence under the guise of being an entertainer.

'Anyone who listens to me is an idiot. I'm just a rodeo clown... but watch out for Obama's socialist agenda!'

by chicagostoner April 20, 2010

punch clown

1. a worthless piece of crap who lives only to do and say stupid things, and a person who nobody likes

David Dreman is such a punch clown!

by neilr July 10, 2004

Koopa Clown Car

Bowsers rip off of Robotnics hover car

Bowser wanted to take over the world in his koopa clown car

by TheNuke January 30, 2003

bloody clown frown

The results of going down on a bitch while she is on her period. Usually uninformed it's that time of month.

Hey look everyone! Kevin just got a bloody clown frown upstairs from Diana. (as everyone points and laughs)

by laydo November 16, 2006

Dirty Clown Baby

A very dirty or soiled baby clown person.

Steve - "Oh my god I'm on fire."
Mike - "Yeah, you are."
Gandolf - "I'm a Dirty Clown Baby."

by SANDYMcBEAVERTOUCHER January 21, 2009