Canadian

An overly nice person sorry for bragging who can soon legally get and smoke weed the also have free health care and have really good maple syrup... Eh

Canadians are so lucky LEGAL WEED!!!

by Fuhdggghhxnbfjhefb May 29, 2018

Canadian Telephone

When you throw a bag of Taki's Fuego, and 5/ paper towels in a highschool boys locker room toilet

Kid 1: Dang it! This toilets clogged!
Kid 2 walks over
Kid 2: Looks like someone pulled a Canadian Telephone.

by AsherAz August 19, 2025

Canadian detox

The art of drilling a hole in a Canadian maple tree and using maple syrup as lube to fuck it.

Me: “Hey Ben I heard you broke your phone on Tuesday”
Ben: “Yeah but I’m on my Canadian detox era and I’ve never felt better”

by AbandonedPenguin November 30, 2024

Canadian Polar Bear Dipping

To fuck polar bear poo because its warm and safer than trying to fuck a bear

"Yo bro I just tried Canadian Polar Bear Dipping yesterday"
"Those who know bro"

by ManSquintingAtASheetOfPaper January 13, 2025

Canadian hotflap

Spread the lips of a vagina, douse the vagina with Frank Reds Hot and Aunt Jemima's sweet syrup and go to town.

Steve: "Hey bro, guess what I did last night!"
Kyle: "What?"
Steve: "I Canadian hotflapped a girl haha, was a blast"
Kyle: "what the fuck..."

by CanadianDUCK August 10, 2016

Canadian Security Intelligence Service

lego classified people lmfao

hey, do you work at the Canadian Security Intelligence Service?
lol no, i cant tell u lmao

by Lego Classified September 8, 2022

Canadian curb stomp

Like the traditional curb stomp, however the stomper is wearing hockey skates. Occasionally ends in decapitation.

That fucker Tony cross checked me into the boards. When I caught up to him; I knocked him onto his ass and gave him a good o'l Canadian curb stomp.

by HolySpicyGuacamole January 18, 2021