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Turtle cake 

A Turtle Cake is when a man has a small penis that is also uncircumcised that resembles a frightened turtle and is put between the ass cheeks of an unsuspecting victim, thus the turtle is between the cakes.
I would love to give her a turtle cake while she’s not looking.
Turtle cake by River.01 March 4, 2019

fruit cake 

This Fruit Cake is the worse
fruit cake by NaturallyDerp March 11, 2019

Paddy Cake Fake-Out 

When you play paddy cake with someone, and then "paddy cake" (hit) them really hard with the intent to harm them with either violence or as a friendly gesture, or to knock them away as a way to harm them or tell them to avoid you.
Person 1: "Let's play paddy cake!"
Person 2: "...fine."
*Playing paddy cake*
Person 2: *rears fist in a way that looks just like paddy cake*
Person 2: *launches fist forward*
Person 1: *flies backwards*

Plot twist: Person 2 was using a Paddy Cake Fake-Out

Hospital Cake 

Hospital Cake is when you eat out someone’s smelly ass whilst in the hospital

Hospital Dying
Hospital Cake by Fartingkid44 December 22, 2019

Wazz-Cake 

A wazz-cake is a term used to describe a group of people going for a wazz (Wee, P, Number 1) together. They do not wazz together as such, but travel to the toilet together.

The term itself comes from the brilliant creative mind of Millie (🙏👑).
Anyone for a wazz-cake?”
Wazz-Cake by Freyjalol March 12, 2020

Hella cake 

you bitch ;)
man 1: damn that bitch got hella cake
man 2: naw bro she a whole ass spaghetti noodle