dip in the cookie jar

To stick your hand into a girls asshole

I just want to dip in the cookie jar

by Callmecrazybut_ November 20, 2014

Cookie Monster Style

When you eat something, and hardly any of it gets in your mouth. Instead, it ends up on the floor.

Person 1: Jeebus! Timmy got his food all over the floor!

Person 2: That's cuz he was eating Cookie Monster Style.

by Bobo Jo the Disco Bro April 25, 2009

cooky old bird

A person, typically past middle-age (though not necessarily so) who is somewhat odd.

What a cooky old bird.

by Reginald P. Peabody February 24, 2011

cookie dough choad

When your penis is wider than long but it has freckels on it to act like choclate chips!

Miles has a cookie dough choad!

by Jonathon Haywood August 17, 2015

thin mint cookie

Chocolate mint flavored cookie that you can get from girl scouts.

Hey you want a thin mint cookie?
I would love all the thin mint cookies in the WORLD!!!

by bobbyjoetree February 21, 2017

Sharpest cookie in the barn

used to describe someone who has made an intelligent comment or is simply very intelligent/sharp.

Gumbo: Holy crap i just performed cold fusion! And I'm only 3!!

Amazed bystander: You sir are going to be... the sharpest cookie in the barn....

by Klaustifer van shulifet July 20, 2009

COOKIE monster

the random guy that always brings cookies to school... and makes u envy the fact he didnt offer u any

"did u se j?" "yeah and he didnt even offer me a cookie" "wat a cookie monster"

by juvi d July 28, 2008