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Smiley bus

A bus full of disabled children who dont know what day it is
Hey gru, did you see Jonathan the other day, he was on the smiley bus!
by tinkerbellthetank December 3, 2020
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Bus sock

A Bus Sock is a term used by touring production crews (a.k.a Roadies) to define a sock used to contain ejaculate from having illicit wanks on the tour bus. The use of a bus sock avoids having to dispose of tissues (wank rags) or collecting wanker's crisps in the bunk of the tour bus, as the Bus Sock can simply be reused until the bus arrives at its destination and then thrown into the laundry.
My bus sock is very crispy and needs washing out.

Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.
by CarpMagic December 17, 2019
mugGet the Bus sockmug.

Blue Bus

A term that means your slow in the brain. Usually used as an insult, yet most find it funny.
Person 1: Hey can you grab the condom out of the drawer next to the tall green and magenta bookshelf?

Person 2: Sure...

-Person 2 comes back 2 min later-

Person 2: Where did you say the condom was

Person 1: Here we go again, what’da ride the Blue Bus???!
by MAc9103 June 20, 2021
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School bus

a place where you can scream and yell and generally fuck around with really no one to stop execept the driver if he is in a mood. the place where you can moan and yell fuck me harder daddy and the driver will laugh. school bus aka the glorified hellhole.
ay you see that bus roll by

yea that was defintely a school bus from what i heard
by ayyyy my name bill October 22, 2020
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The Bus Driver

An entity fueled by rage and hate. It travels in a large, metal, tube, and gets extreme road rage. It periodically threatens to crash into cars that are using the breakdown lane. Never get inside the tube.
by EmogusalDamager November 24, 2022
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