Andrew

An obnoxious ass. A very annoying bisexuality nerd. Always talks about his video game he is currently playing(if you want him to or not)

I tried to have a conversation with Andrew. But he never allowed me to talk. He thinks he knows everything about everything.

by anonymous October 11, 2022

Andrew Sam

The most sexy mother Fucker ever to grow a beard he's quite mysterious and has a preference for many types of women he also probably don't like you because he Don't really like anyone

Andrew Sam is the guy we will have go on that date with our single hot Female friend

by Samson5280 March 5, 2018

absolute andrew

A kind of cocktail.

"Hey did you try Absolute Andrew?"
"Nah man, I prefer Absolute Ashley."

by Hola213 December 7, 2013

Andrew

Usually dates someone named Leah and gets pissed off if you destroy something in their minecraft world

Andrew is getting angry

by THICC VIKING July 4, 2019

Andrew Bettin

a short figure of a man (around 4'1") dreams to live on a cliffside castle overseeing the ocean to knock any seagulls he sees down the road of his journey.

he's such an Andrew Bettin!!!

I bet his name is Andrew Bettin..

by poopdyscoopwoop September 25, 2022

Andrew

Has the personality of a house plant. Their sense of humor is non-existent, remember, house plant. Listens to Mmm-Bop on repeat while showering and eats stale cereal with water for breakfast. Likes to go to dog parks (with no dog) to purposely step in dog poop. Will show up at random birthday parties at public parks claiming to be the real father of the child who's birthday it is. Does not cover their mouth when coughing and sneezes directly into the pathway of other people. And if other people sneeze around them, they yell "shut the fuck up" instead of bless you. Always pees on the toilet seat and does not wipe. Spits against the wind when riding their bike. Their clothing style is usually spot on though, so I guess there's that going for them.

Who is that guy over there? He smells like shit, has dry spit on his face, and told me to shut the fuck up when I sneezed.
Oh, that's Andrew.

by AlwaysSunnyinmyAsshole November 24, 2021

Andrew Downey

Massive fucking cock. soft to hard it's 6 to 24. all his friends have 10 millimeter defeaters, but he's got a dick so long it drags on the ground behind him. you don't wanna run up on Andrew Downey, he will choke you out with his long schlong and then consume you with his urethra. He baths in money and will not hesitate to legally buy you if the opportunity arises.

Josh, "I wish my skull was being crushed by Andrew Downey's urethra right now."
Bill, "Same bro."

by vag_slayer_69 May 11, 2023