Flaming Alabama

The sexual act of shitting in a relatives vagina, then lighting it on fire.

"Rob actually managed a flaming Alabama, he's disgusting!"
"Was it his sister?"

by JustFriendsForNow September 17, 2018

Alabama scorcher

The act of putting spicy pickle juice on your penis and getting a blow job

I gave that b***ch an Alabama scorcher!

by Hickdoodle69 June 1, 2019

Alabama Glazed Ham

When uncle rick makes the Christmas ham using several honey packets and Viagra in an attempt to fuck the whole family.... AGAIN.

Man, that Alabama glazed ham got me hurting today. Uncle Rick sure knows how to handle his meat.....

by Raunchy Coon November 1, 2025

Alabama Wetwipe

When you spit on a piece of toilet paper add lubrication & reduce friction before wiping. *Disclaimer: This only works with high quality quilted bath tissues. Do not try this with cheap tp or you’ll punch a hole through & end up with a poop fingy

I was taking a poo in a friends bathroom & it was one of those poo-of-1000 wipes, so I made myself an Alabama Wetwipe

by Peltmaster August 16, 2022

alabama firedrago

An act in which a man shits on the floor and makes his male partner eat it while giving him anal they then piss on each other, more than one partner may be used, infact you can try it with the whole family, it'll teach the kids a good lesson;)

Hey you wanna Alabama Firedragon?

by The Alabama Firedragon man August 10, 2017

Alabama of you

Refers to acts that are of an incestuous nature.

Person A: Damn I wanna fuck my cousin.
Person B: That's pretty Alabama of you, bro.

by SomeRandomBrit December 11, 2020

Alabama bread maker

The act of eating out your sister while she has a yeast infection. Then spitting it into your sourdough starter while she screams, “ROLL TIDE!”

This bread is homemade from using the Alabama bread maker.

by SaladTossr December 17, 2023