The act of blowing a load on someone's face when milk is unavailable, in order to relieve the burning sensation they have from being doused with pepper spray, while a Britney Spears song plays
by Diknonymous March 28, 2025
Get the Alabama Fire Extinguishermug. When a man ( genetically male ) chops a line of coke up nice along his erect penis and then penetrates it deeply into his cousins ( genetically male or female) ass.
Hey der Jimbob you know last night I did done give an Alabama snow plow to Becky, didn't wanna git her pregnant again.
by Victim Avenger January 13, 2025
Get the Alabama snow plowmug. When someone reaches between a man's legs and tugs his balls down in an aggressive or assault style manner. This causes excruciating pain.
Well, Suzette caught Uncle Daddy with Cousin Jeska again and gave him the Alabama Train Horn. I think he learned his lesson.
by LemmePikachuBoo May 3, 2020
Get the Alabama Train Hornmug. Oh man Jeffery me and my cousin had Alabama Fuck focus and it was the greatest sex in my life. She stuck a pineapple up my ass Jeffery!
by Malk Juice June 12, 2025
Get the Alabama fuck focusmug. by Sp5 October 23, 2023
Get the Alabama Jackpotmug. The U.S State with one family tree line
The home of Incest & Rednecks
Anthems & Patriotic songs: Sweet Home Alabama/Free Bird
Capital: Montgomery
Largest City: Birmingham (Though Huntsville is technically the largest by land owned)
Demographics:
70% Redneck
30% Black
Politics: Really Conservative
The home of Incest & Rednecks
Anthems & Patriotic songs: Sweet Home Alabama/Free Bird
Capital: Montgomery
Largest City: Birmingham (Though Huntsville is technically the largest by land owned)
Demographics:
70% Redneck
30% Black
Politics: Really Conservative
Alabama Sucks
by IhateSouthTexas January 24, 2024
Get the Alabamamug. Marijuana, usually OG Kush or other indica-dominant strain, laced with cocaine. Reported to produce simultaneous effects of heavy sedation and increased sensory sensitivity associated with stimulation of the central nervous system. Origins widely believed to trace back to a foiled drug smuggling operation run rumored to be an associate of the Barry Seal syndicate in June of 1978. Estimates as high as 600 pounds of cocaine and marijuana were jettisoned from a small commuter jet pursued by Federal intercept, approximately 17 miles northeast of Montgomery, near the hamlet of Emerald Mountain. Reports began surfacing later that year of a debilitating strain of Cannabis with the street moniker 'Slammer, it's near mythical status canonized later that year with the Sep 29th performance of Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Band at Birmingham's Boutwell Auditorium dubbed 'The Alabama Slammer', a hat nod to the widespread local use and adoration at the time. Acclaim and notoriety continued to follow and build for the purported strain, culminating in the 2008 near simultaneous publishing of a song with the same name appearing on the Casey Donahue Band's Live Album 'Live-raw-real, In The Ville' and the admission by President George W. Bush in the documentary 'Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay' that Alabama Slammer was his favorite strain of Cannabis.
George W. Bush: "This some good shit, ain't it?"
Harold Lee (nodding): "Yeah!"
Kumar Patel: "What is it?"
George W. Bush: "It's called Alabama Slammer. I laced it with blow so it knocks you down and keeps you going at the same time makes hand gesture implying a collision from the rear BOOWAH!"
Harold Lee (nodding): "Yeah!"
Kumar Patel: "What is it?"
George W. Bush: "It's called Alabama Slammer. I laced it with blow so it knocks you down and keeps you going at the same time makes hand gesture implying a collision from the rear BOOWAH!"
by faqinblizzard June 11, 2025
Get the Alabama Slammermug.