Alabama time capsule

When a male family member, belonging to the older generation (father/grandfather), ejaculates inside a female member of the same family, and then a family member belonging to a youger generation (son/daughter) feasts on the semen.

Mom: Im working overtime i cant be on the family reunion.
Daughter: Oh, thats unfortunate. I was really hoping we were gonna do an ALABAMA TIME CAPSULE tonight.

by IeatHDMIcables March 6, 2023

Alabama Slammer

Marijuana, usually OG Kush or other indica-dominant strain, laced with cocaine. Reported to produce simultaneous effects of heavy sedation and increased sensory sensitivity associated with stimulation of the central nervous system. Origins widely believed to trace back to a foiled drug smuggling operation run rumored to be an associate of the Barry Seal syndicate in June of 1978. Estimates as high as 600 pounds of cocaine and marijuana were jettisoned from a small commuter jet pursued by Federal intercept, approximately 17 miles northeast of Montgomery, near the hamlet of Emerald Mountain. Reports began surfacing later that year of a debilitating strain of Cannabis with the street moniker 'Slammer, it's near mythical status canonized later that year with the Sep 29th performance of Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Band at Birmingham's Boutwell Auditorium dubbed 'The Alabama Slammer', a hat nod to the widespread local use and adoration at the time. Acclaim and notoriety continued to follow and build for the purported strain, culminating in the 2008 near simultaneous publishing of a song with the same name appearing on the Casey Donahue Band's Live Album 'Live-raw-real, In The Ville' and the admission by President George W. Bush in the documentary 'Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay' that Alabama Slammer was his favorite strain of Cannabis.

George W. Bush: "This some good shit, ain't it?"
Harold Lee (nodding): "Yeah!"
Kumar Patel: "What is it?"
George W. Bush: "It's called Alabama Slammer. I laced it with blow so it knocks you down and keeps you going at the same time makes hand gesture implying a collision from the rear BOOWAH!"

by faqinblizzard June 11, 2025

Alabama boys

The Alabama boys are they boys who drive around town in their squatted vehicles and they squat their vehicles with their daddy’s money. They don’t work for any of their vehicles they are the boys who go to truck meets and meet their friends at “ the pig” and “target”because they have nothing better to do. The Alabama boys are the most “country” and “ghetto” people they have their vehicles to look “ghetto” but they dress “country”. Alabama boys have nothing to do so in their spare time they rev their engines going down the road to make them seem “hard”. Alabama boys are not to be messed with they will all play you. Some think they are to cool for a girlfriend and some make up excuses like they have touch stuff going on

Hey let’s get all of the “Alabama boys” together and go meet at the pig

by Wapmasterfrom205 March 10, 2021

Alabama

alabama, when two people of the same family date

person 1: hey look kyle and emma are holding hands
person 2: wait they are dating
person 1: yeah why
person 2: omg they are siblings
person: ew alabama

by baeof3men April 12, 2020

Alabama Jackpot

Scoring a threesome at a family reunion.

Jimmies gene pool got a little muddy after the Alabama Jackpot.

by Sp5 October 23, 2023

Alabama

My name because my parents are assholes

Rando: Your name is Alabama?

Me: yeah..
Rando: like the state?
Me: yeah
Rando: oh, so like.. do you kiss your cousin?
Me: *dissapointed pikachu face*

by Ahaha lol June 5, 2020

Alabama variant

A COVID-19 variant which is exclusively transmitted through fecal matter. It spreads more quickly than other COVID-19 variants. May cause explosive diarrhea.

Upon entering her apartment, Betty finds her roommate lying in a pool of shit on the kitchen floor.
Betty : It reeks in here! What the fuck is going on?
Roommate : Don’t touch anything, I’ve caught the Alabama variant.

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021