sucking friend dick

sucking up to one in hopes of becoming their friend.

I'm having a party this Friday, everyone has been sucking friend dick hard to get invited.

by mizzzzznewbootay June 4, 2010

Suck me daddy

Something horny thirteen year olds say to lead singers in emo bands hoping to get some dick but ending up just making everyone uncomfortable.

Linda- *opens Brendon Uries Intragram*
XD.._emochicklinda:

Suck me daddy ^_^

by Garfieldfetishawareness May 6, 2018

sucks monkey nuts

sucks really really bad

playing cricket sucks monkey nuts

by Geraint April 16, 2004

Suck Factor 6

The top of the rating scale named suck factor.

I need to buy one (roller shoe) to make sure it's not suck factor 6!

by Kevin O'Leary October 21, 2010

suck o buck

insult similar in meaning to fuck off, go fuck yourself, get out of my face, etc.

Boss: hey can you put these boxes away for me?

Worker: you can suck o buck!

by buckyvegas69 January 12, 2009

Lev Sucking Cock

The mortar that holds up society; the bricks that build our nation; the shingles that keep out the rains of prejudice; the dam that holds back the waterfall of hate; the warmth that warms the coldest of hearts; the light that brightens the darkest of souls; the tongue unites blood and crip

Man 1: The world sucks
Man 2: At least we have Lev Sucking Cock

by Mildred cums October 11, 2018

Ur suck a neural

An insult to describe people who are lacking in some form of intelligence

Omg Karen ur Suck a neural

by Twohatz February 15, 2019