A road punk is the person who drives around like a jackass who:
1)Revs his engine for attention or 2) Purposely drives slow in a raised pickup truck with loud exhaust and when you try to pass will speed up in an attempt to cause anger and rage or cause you to crash.
The Road Punk will usually be wearing some sort of tank top, wife-beater, or no shirt at all because he thinks he is making a statement that he's a big man and a "tough guy" and owns a false muscle car. (Piece of shit)
This asshole is so concerned about being seen that he tends to weave in and out of traffic making a public spectacle of his stupidity.
1)Revs his engine for attention or 2) Purposely drives slow in a raised pickup truck with loud exhaust and when you try to pass will speed up in an attempt to cause anger and rage or cause you to crash.
The Road Punk will usually be wearing some sort of tank top, wife-beater, or no shirt at all because he thinks he is making a statement that he's a big man and a "tough guy" and owns a false muscle car. (Piece of shit)
This asshole is so concerned about being seen that he tends to weave in and out of traffic making a public spectacle of his stupidity.
by Bailmaninmo July 18, 2025
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Child: you're disrespecting my feelings, and not listening to what I'm saying
Parent: UR JUST A PUNK SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
Child: this is seriously hurting my feelings
Parent: UR FEELINGS? U PUNK U DONT HAVE FEELINGS LOOK WHAT U JUST SAID TO ME
Child: I said you were being a jerk, because you were antagonizing me and getting on my nerves, as well as emotionally abusing me.
Parent: *Proceeds to continue yelling in a similar fashion*
Parent: UR JUST A PUNK SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
Child: this is seriously hurting my feelings
Parent: UR FEELINGS? U PUNK U DONT HAVE FEELINGS LOOK WHAT U JUST SAID TO ME
Child: I said you were being a jerk, because you were antagonizing me and getting on my nerves, as well as emotionally abusing me.
Parent: *Proceeds to continue yelling in a similar fashion*
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Get the punk mug.A sub-genre of garage rock characterized by the same amount of effort, polish, and talent required to produce a fart. Often lo-fi, obnoxious, and proudly unrefined, fart punk embraces sloppiness, absurd lyrics, and chaotic energy. It's the sonic equivalent of kicking over a trash can and calling it art—with a beat.
"Bro, did you hear that new band Dumpster Baby Explosion? Total fart punk. It sounds like they recorded it in a bathroom on a flip phone."
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by Gina B Gisuprmee July 28, 2020
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I just found a new jacket at the second hand shop, so I've bought some studs and I'm getting a bunch of pyjama punks around for a crafternoon this weekend.
by furstyferret July 19, 2017
Get the Pyjama Punk mug.That stuttering, mumbling little punk just told you go fuck yourself because he drank the drink you told him to go get, since he couldn't tell the difference between you and a mirage. Are you gonna let him get away with that, what is this world coming to?
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