The act of releasing a turd that is so thick and long that, upon cut/release/splashdown, you not only obtain a sensation of levitating, but you experience a chill, followed by a brief look behind you in disbelief and extreme exhaustion/weakness.
This experience, in it's entirety, has been known to mimic the sensations experienced by street magician David Blaine while performing his world-renowned levitation during the airing of "David Blaine: Street Magic"
This experience, in it's entirety, has been known to mimic the sensations experienced by street magician David Blaine while performing his world-renowned levitation during the airing of "David Blaine: Street Magic"
Sorry about the smell... I was Dropping a David Blaine... it took a lot out of me... I might need an ambulance.
by BalduccisBalls May 20, 2011
absolutely nothing like kendall. the last person he should be compared to is kendall m. no fucking way in hell are they similar
Jalah” kendall is like the david dobrik of hinsdale”
Me “no she’s fucking not, don’t ever say that shit again”
Me “no she’s fucking not, don’t ever say that shit again”
by ur#1cheesepuff June 19, 2019
A designer jewelry that usually includes both silver and gold. It has a certain style which makes it easy to spot.
by Donna Bills Lee March 21, 2008
by The fifth reich May 02, 2018
by FuckDavid225 August 29, 2020
David Typing Syndrome, also known as "DTS". The David Typing Syndrome causes your fingers to go and move on their own. Causing sometimes incomprehensible sentences and phrases.
Matthew: “dio iuwab ton psyd vskrinst".
David: Yeah I infected him with the David Typing Syndrome. But I think he means, "do you want to play valorant".
David: Yeah I infected him with the David Typing Syndrome. But I think he means, "do you want to play valorant".
by thatgirlfromclass July 18, 2021
Damiano David is literally THE sexiest man alive. I wish I could literally teleport him in my room. He has the best voice in the world. Damiano has the best fashion style in the whole world. He is so kind and sexy. Damiano is such a gentle soul and is very outgoing. When you listen to him sing, you become pregnant immediatly. He has the best tattoos in the world. I want Damiano David to be the father of my kids for sure. No man is sexier than Damiano David. What makes this gorgeous sexy man even sexier, is the fact that he is fucking Italian. Like what the hell. He can't be more perfect.
Best personality, best body, best face, best human <3
Best personality, best body, best face, best human <3
*Searches on Google sexiest man in the world*
"Damiano David <3 "
*Packs bags*
Friend - Why are you packing your bags?
Me - To go to Italy to meet Damiano David of course!
"Damiano David <3 "
*Packs bags*
Friend - Why are you packing your bags?
Me - To go to Italy to meet Damiano David of course!
by Chickens_meow May 10, 2022