Hard Thomas

having a massive erection with a micro penis

omg i have a hard thomas

by deenshtcty November 22, 2015

thomas snowballing

He sucks alot of DICK

thomas snowballing is a past time sport taken place usually inside with a group of people.

by Thomas Snowballing April 3, 2018

Thomas

Thomas is a sped. He is an idiot who needs to be on the short bus. He is illiterate and can’t read. He was dropped multiple times as an infant.

What a Thomas, so stupid.

by BoomYaDoneNow October 20, 2020

Thomas

A man whit a big dick that like to penetrate girls

The name Thomas is defined as a man whit a big dick that like to penetrate girls

by Thomas.rr1 June 11, 2018

Thomas!

To be short of your goal/objective.

Guy1: Nice that might go in the basket.

Guy2: Thomas!

by ThEBeaNDiP August 2, 2023

Thomas flyswatter

bug hater

A thomas flyswatter appeared and started taking a dookie on my new carpet 🥰

by CERTIFIED SILLYGUY REAL March 22, 2024

Mia Thomas

If your friend is very organised and interested in serial killers and very mentally ill she’s a mia Thomas. Mia Thomas was a teenager who rose to fame in Essex after she confessed to her police officer dad that she’d commit felonies whilst on tiktok. She was a fire sign infj, meaning she shared personality traits with Hitler.

“She’s ruthless, a total Mia Thomas”

by Annie Cope September 13, 2021