Sex Milk

Cum. It’s cum. What did you think it was.

“Chad let me drink loads of his sex milk last night!” Stacy giggled.

“You do know sex milk means cum?” Tom interrupted.

“What? Men don’t produce milk?” Stacy gasped.

by C00KI3Z July 28, 2019

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Sex milk

Another word, albeit a long one, for cum, which is usually produced during a very long session of sexual arousal.

Guy: You wanna drink some of my sex milk?
Girl: Fuck yeah! I want you to cum in my mouth so hard
(Blowjob begins)

by Sim Pilot Adam T July 21, 2019

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Vampire Milk

Vampire Milk is when a woman during her period uses a blood clot to mix in with milk, making it chunky and sort of red. Specialized if made with tit milk.

“Hey Mollie! that blood clot you had was HUGE yesterday! You should use it for your Vampire Milk!”

by vansareoverrated September 02, 2020

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The Milk Index

A measurement of the time until a carton or bottle of milk will expire. Can be abbreviated to TMI. TMI is often used as a time frame for other events in life, it is an easy way to recognize that time has, is, and will continue to progress.

1) John said, "The Milk Index is high today, honey. No need to go to the supermarket."
2) As Melissa went to the fridge to get a pudding cup, Shaun yelled at her, "Hey Mel, check out TMI and tell me what you think we should throw it out!"
3) Two weeks before coming home from abroad, Michelle said, "I cant believe TMI is going to hit zero after I am back in the US!"

by The Milk Expert May 15, 2011

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