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Brandon

Someone who should never date anyone, especially if their name starts with M and ends with addy. Break up with him now. I’m serious. If his last name is Griffin, then you should probably dump him and throw him into a very deep ocean filled with sharks.
A person: I’m dating Brandon

Me: you’re making the worse choice in the world, leave while you can
by BrandonHater2009 April 24, 2025
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Brandon

Brandon is a faggot
by buttermilkbackshots69 April 26, 2025
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Brandonism

The strong belief that every non Alaska airline is the Devil and will either cause you to miss a flight or lose your luggage.
I love Alaska airlines I would consider myself a brandonist who follows brandonism
by xX_Britney_Bitch_Xx May 18, 2025
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Brandon

typically a smaller boy from Jewish descent, Brandon tends to be a submissive pussy who prefers when the women he's with boss him around. Doesn't have anything really going for him and overall people named Brandon are bound to not succeed and fail at everything they do, dont be like a brandon
god brandon is such a loser
by bithcboy April 18, 2024
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