the day hamas had enough of israel’s shit and decided to kick the country of zionists ass. unfortunately zionistland decided to call its buddies (usa, uk) to come help them spread more zionism, with the goal of eradicating palestine and replace it with zionistland
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut January 26, 2024

Dad: time to get some triple 7 and be millionares
Me: Dad, you know its a chance of-
Dad: ok give me all the money you have and your mother have
-loses-
-becomes homeless-
Me: Dad, you know its a chance of-
Dad: ok give me all the money you have and your mother have
-loses-
-becomes homeless-
by poseidontheidiot April 21, 2020

by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025

June 7 is a crazy day in Brevard County, this the day where you find out if you sharing yo nigga/bitch.
by Brevarddictoryguy June 7, 2023

by Jontavion October 8, 2025

Based on the trend shown by graphing the Rotten Tomatoes score of Shrek movies, this movie, if it were to come out, would have a Rotten Tomatoes score of
Shrek 1: 88%
Shrek 2: 89%
Shrek 3: 41%
Shrek 4: 57%
Up by one, down by 48, up by 16. Continuing this pattern, we will have down by 768, up by 256, down by 12288. Adding this all up, we get a Rotten Tomatoes score for Shrek 7 of -12743. Still better than Morbius.
Shrek 2: 89%
Shrek 3: 41%
Shrek 4: 57%
Up by one, down by 48, up by 16. Continuing this pattern, we will have down by 768, up by 256, down by 12288. Adding this all up, we get a Rotten Tomatoes score for Shrek 7 of -12743. Still better than Morbius.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
