Teves Bills

are legislations that are utterly stupid and irrelevant to societal needs. These are usually authored by bootlicking, shameless traditional politicians. (noun) See: PH anti-ghosting bill; PH airport renaming bill

Shameless and corrupt politicians will author Teves Bills just to please their stealing allies.

by modernongkatipunera August 18, 2022

Bill Clinton Gambit

A defense strategy where one seeks to extricate oneself from a bad situation by claiming to be innocent by (a usually absurd) technicality. Named for former US president Bill Clinton, who popularized this strategy in the 1990s with his creative explanations for how he didn't actually smoke weed because he didn't "inhale", and most infamously, how he didn't technically lie when he said there is no sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky because "it depends on what the definition of "is" is."

Person 1: I just read an article about how Senator Rob Johnson claimed he didn't technically commit a crime by being involved in a plot to replace legitimate Electoral College electors with fraudulent ones in the 2020 election, because he was only involved for "a couple seconds"...

Person 2: A Republican using the Bill Clinton Gambit? Oh the sweet irony.

by Alex-2598 August 23, 2022

beverly bills

Bills that are so damn high that you are certain that it was meant for a celebrity in the 90210s and not your broke self.

My gas bill is insanely high! I can't afford this! This level of Beverly Bills was meant for Elon Musk types not me!

by slangctionary September 7, 2022

Bill Zhao

Stands for a man that plays like a GOD

“There were many gods in this world, but none of them plays like BILL ZHAO”

by DinkyMcdungus October 30, 2022

Bill

Doesn't know shit about proccessors or what Ghz means

Fuck Bill

by titwasheres123 November 26, 2022

“Don’t say gay” bill

“Well if you read the bill you would know that it doesn’t say that!” ~ Idiots

Hym “And If YOU read the “Don’t say gay” bill you would know that it’s just Bill C-16 except in reverse. Exactly the same. How do you know it’s the same? Because the defense of both bill is exactly the same for either side. ‘It just protects vulnerable people from other people saying things that might be harmful to their minds’ Which bill am I talking about? You don’t know. You can’t tell. Because IT’S THE FUCKING SAME! Both can be exploited. You can weaponize C-16 against a teacher who refuses to call you a ‘she’ even though your dick is bigger than his. You can weaponize “Don’t say gay” against a teacher that mentions the fact that they are gay. ‘My precious little perfect darling child (who isn’t precious or perfect and is a piece of shit and I’m better than them) came home asking about how gay people have kids because their teacher mentioned the fact that they are gay and I don’t like it’ and now they’re fired. NOT GOING TO GO ON A LECTURE TOUR MONETIZING THE BIBLE ARE THEY? No news company’s are picking them up! The SAME goddamn thing. Fucking losers man I swear. No, I’M the loser. I forgot. I’m not what I say I am.”

by Hym Iam November 26, 2022

Wild Bill

Lover of politics and cats. A person who goes by Will but come Friday, Wild Bill comes to town and there's no one who can stop him. Civilians beware, a Wild Bill shows no mercy.

Did you see that Wild Bill and his cat Ben drinking a beer last night? I want to be a Wild Bill one day.

by Jamie Baxxteer April 26, 2022