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salmon river central school

the whitest school of fort covington (literally the only school) new york. the only thing you’ll ever hear walking down the halls is white kids saying the n word, teachers completely ignoring it and kids taking pics of other kids jerking off in the bathrooms. oh the bathrooms. walking into the girls bathroom you’ll see a crowd of girls laughing with their vapes in their hands. can never pee in peace. and the boys bathroom i would imagine to be much worse. once a kid walked into class and put a peed on chromebook from the boys bathroom. the teacher touched it before being informed it was filled with pee.
“my mom just signed me up for school at salmon river central school. heard it’s the worst. “
by i don’t like furries July 28, 2023
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Seminole High School

THE WORST FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA. FULL OF FAGGOTS AND THEY/THEM NIGGAS.
You’re a faggot if you go to Seminole High School
by Jacob The Ripper July 30, 2023
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Inner Sydney High School

I escaped. I managed to escape. Finally. Okay, I don't have much time. I hacked onto a school computer and this was a website that I knew I could contact people with. Anyways, I have to tell you something.

Did you ever find it weird that a school made of 15 storeys is... a school? IT'S NOT. There are 2 underground levels used for manipulation on a mass scale. students are racked up and hypnotised into forced education, then after their session is complete, they forget all about it. We are force-fed an entire years worth of education in 2 hours, then we spend the rest of our time using that information in a practical and outdoors space, but still managing to hide from the public.

But, that sounds great?

IT DOES. But like communism, it sounds great, but in practice it's awful.

The kids have no idea this is happening, they think they're learning in a new and sophisticated way, but in reality, they have no idea what's going on, leading kids to go missing, insane, reach points of suicide and even points of homicide.

THIS MUST GET OUT, HELP ME ON MY MISSION. I CAN'T DO ANYTHING BUT INFORM. HELP.

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"We don't have time. December 11th is when the whole thing goes down at Inner Sydney High School."
by TEAM16 August 1, 2023
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back to school & back to school SHOPPING

back to school is the sad part, BUT BACK TO SCHOOL SHOPPING? HELLLOOOOO SSOSOSOSOSOOSSOO FUN.
mom: you ready to go back to school?
me: no.
mom: ohhh i meant back to school shopping
me: YESSSSSAAAYAYAYAYAYA\
mom: but you know you have to go back to school & back to school shopping because you have oreintation,
by ihearttaylorr August 3, 2023
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Back to school supplies

Supplies you get when you're returning to school after summer.
My mom is making get Back to school supplies help😭”
by Mr. Gupta August 8, 2023
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bitterne park school

secondary school situated on a big hill in bitterne park, southampton, it is the DEADEST PLACE

i’m jk it’s actually not too bad….. the music department is top tier. the popular kids are from an entirely different realm however.

all the roadmen from year 7 thinking they’re on badness have somehow disintegrated because no one gives a shit anymore. the food is decent but was better in 2019 #bringbackbrownies. however they want to change the school logo and values which is actually scrap worthy because it doesnt need fixing.

some of the people are awful but mr ingamells is an absolute LAD. love him.

girls if you want a man from this school then run for the hills…. they’re all very unattractive.

EARA days actually slap though!

the headteacher is a little welsh man and he was involved in a student waterfight in the atrium because he thinks he’s on badness too. mr hellyer was the best head of year.

real talk, WHY is the building so ugly? what on earth are those random yellow squares on the walls?? and why is the field in the shape of an L
i love bitterne park school.

the best subject at bitterne park school is chemistry(said no one ever)
by phoebebuffay909 August 13, 2023
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Edmond Memorial high school

The one school in Edmond known for having the most dickriders.
All them folks at Edmond memorial high school will dickride on anything.
by Edmond_north August 16, 2023
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