My dad

Gone😢

Me: hey Dad catch the ball
Dad:
Me: oh wait i forgot my dad gone

by Loli_lord96 June 4, 2021

touches my arm

when she touches your arm and your like hoooolllyyy fuck that’s hot 🔥

*girl touches my arm*
me: *dies inside*

by susticle69 October 20, 2022

zuhair come and answer my damn question

A dumbass black guy who never answers questions

hey zuhair what is the homework "zuhair come and answer my damn question"

by JackPlayz777 August 30, 2025

my wiffie <3

Me and alisha are married, so they're my wiffie

LISHA IS MY WIFFIE <3

by Bre 😫🤎 October 18, 2021

MY-KOAL

(1) A Incorrect Spelling of "Michael"
(2) How Ghetto People and Hoodrat Spell The Named "Michael"

Me: I told the Domino's cashier my name is Michael
Cashier: MY-KOAL

by EmJayee January 24, 2020

fudge my muffins

When someone shits on a woman's chest while having sex .

"Oh baby I so want you to fudge my muffins"

by PhonicEmu54321 September 24, 2017

that bugger stole my holden

used to refer to a person in a derogatory manner

That bugger stole my holden!

by Little bugger January 30, 2018