ZOOHAIR DAY

Yo you going to school today?
nah fuck that, its national zoohair day and akbal will not atend

yo zayn… u trynna fuck?
Nah cant cuz that fat nigga akbal is saying its zoohair day

by zoohair May 6, 2022

National fuck a friend day

National fuck your friend day is on May 8th.

You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!

Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!

"Hey, wanna fuck on national fuck a friend day?"
"Sure"

by Fuckafriend May 6, 2022

National Little Bitch Day

May 1st - The national day for taking time to celebrate your friends who are little bitches.

Hey Jordan, what did you do for National Little Bitch Day last week?

by realmikehoncho May 6, 2022

National give head day

May 6th is national give head day whether it was to an acquaintance or lover .

It’s national give head day

by farres May 6, 2022

National Blowjob day

May 6th is national blowjob day your loved one must give you a blowjob for national blowjob day

John: Hey its National blowjob day

Sophia: Well I guess so lie down on the bed

John: WooHoo

by WASSERMAN May 6, 2022

National Suck Dick Day

On May 7th national suck suck day begins. Girls make sure to suck some dick anyones fr.

"Did you know today was National Suck Dick Day

by Ettttettt May 6, 2022

Celiac Awareness Day

May 7th

Grace: "It's my birthday!"
Everyone else: "No it's Celiac Awareness Day."

by Quandale FIngleton May 6, 2022