ass monkey

/ăs məNGkē/

noun

1.

The equivalent of a Barrel of Monkeys toy, except, it implicates you hang out of an ass instead of a barrel.

2. Informal
Can be used in the place of the noun, jackass or the adjective, silly, for shock value or a quick laugh.
"ASS MONKEY! " (usually screamed with assertiveness at someone who is being a jackass or being silly)
by Roger Thorn August 25, 2017
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ass-monkey

a monkey with an ass
ass-monkeys are really smelly and dumb
by Stinky Cheeks April 03, 2021
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Ass Crack

Crack cocaine that's being smuggled in someones rectum.
by Yours truly_ November 10, 2020
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Ass Crack

The act of putting cocaine in ones asshole and sniffing it out
ME : *SNIFFFF*
ME: Thanks for the ass crack
Hooker: No prob
by ThatOneDud November 05, 2018
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Ass crack

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whole head ass

a phrase used most likely used against someone acknowledging that they are an asshole
Boi you are a whole head ass
by avl.alexx December 16, 2017
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Lazy-ass

Person who tell you that he will come to a group reunion but he never show up and never help in the project
Dany: When will Carlos come?
Miguel: He will never come, is a lazy-ass
by Guismo March 14, 2017
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