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Captain Quil

A person who crushes fakes a mental injury in order to acquire pills such as quils. These pills are often crushed and sniffed, or cooked up into a spoon for "hooting".
1. Doctor: Are you still hearing voices in your head telling you to kill yourself?
2. Omar (Captain Quil): Yes, all the time. Now can I please get a some pills prescribed?

Later that evening Omar snifs the quils.
by CharlesTheQuil April 3, 2009
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Captain Persassy

an amazing youtuber that makes lyric videos and tiktok compilations on book fandoms such as: kotlc, pjo and shadow and bone.

there is a mod on her discord server that loves her and her videos (shout out to that mod !!!)
by riaaaaaaaaaaaaa September 23, 2021
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Captain Rona

When the fashion clothes fairy has completely missed your house and you’re entire wardrobe is purchased at you’re local hardware store
Yo Captain Rona, is that a belt or a tool pouch?
by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023
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Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around
Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex
by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016
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Captains Knock

Matty Short's match winning innings of 100 off 59 nuts chasing a record 230.
Need a 'captains knock' here
by sui9999 January 5, 2023
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Captain Superchill

did you hear Captain Superchill's new song?
by , July 31, 2007
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Captain Pisser

A glass of warm piss with two shots of Captain Morgan dropped in
Kid 1: "Dude, I just pissed in that cup"
Kid 2: " Sweet! Grab the Morgan and do a Captain Pisser"
by drummerjg June 9, 2012
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