Fuck Captain

The captain of the Fuck boys. The biggest fuck boy of them all.

Kevin is a fuck boy, but Derek is the man in charge of the fuck boys, he's the fuck captain.

by Thefunkjuice May 22, 2019

Captain kush

A name for a high status marijuana dealer

Captain kush he's the plug on marijuana

by anonymous June 22, 2023

Captain Save-Some-Food

When your parents,siblings,or roommate etc are afraid your gonna eat all the food you've gotten recently,so they either hide it,or tell your parents so your sibling is the one to "ration" it out "evenly",but they end up eating more than you do sometimes eating the whole bag of chips ,pizza,ice-cream etc in the process.

This is crazy bruh every time i wake up to eat all the food is gone but when there is,or when mother brings food home you guys wanna be Captain save-some-food an tell me " No",because your afraid i'm going to eat it all but,in reality you guys eat it all up from me and that leaves me hungry.

by SaladAss-_-7 July 14, 2021

Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On the side he will often be seen slinging dick to fake snapchat bots.

Captain Long was seen driving his cock helicopter for allie on video

by Allie- Snapbot April 2, 2025

Choker captain

Choker captain / Paper captain is non other than kohli,because he always chokes in important matches as both batsman and as well as captain,but his clueless fans always defends him with bilateral winning percentage ,though he is a paytm winner he always plays for personal records rather than team's win and he failed completely as acaptain for rcb without a trophy after he done 9 years captaincy but couldn't win a single trophy yet, and rcb also rarely qualify for playoffs under his Captaincy he is the perfect man suitable for choker captain

Even he couldn't better competitive infront of Minnow Intl captains, as a Captain he Just attends bcci board meeting with Drinker Shastri

Kohli is a Only Choker captain in this world

by Rohitian RO November 23, 2020

Captain Rubex

A type of ecstasy made popular in LA in 2008. The pill was circular and red with a white stamp of a skull and crossbones. Captain Rubex ecstasy slowly became less prevalent as more powerful forms of ecstasy and synthetic opioids began to hit the streets.

I'm going to drop some captain rubex this weekend, HARRRRR.

by Crime&Fizzle October 9, 2018

Captain Newbmeister

One who is new to an event (such as a video game or forum created to flame or insult each other) and says something EXTREMELY stupid and becomes the King of the most ignorant sayings that have ever been expressed there.

Oh nos! We now have a new Captain Newbmeister!

by Drache September 8, 2003