You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

You can't make something from anything.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by Majkl2 March 2, 2008

Salad

Not Adrian

Adrian is not a salad

by wetoatmeal December 15, 2022

Salad Shooter

A butt hole

Gotta go spray the old salad shooter!

by 50quintillionnanoyearminutes August 9, 2020

Salads

Pubic hairs.

When the pubic hairs of a male and female are touching each other during sex it's considered "making a salad".

P ranked my friend by rubbing his tooth brush on my crotch and I didn't bother removing the salads.

by KCThatDude January 30, 2017

Salad

Cool, great or awesome

Sam was not looking that Salad today.
They were being so salad!

by Eatsthetic September 30, 2020

Fresh salad

Where you take a hit of a joint or blunt with ur ass and have somone else suck it back out

Dude i gave that girl fresh salad last night

by Ass_eaters_anonymous May 22, 2018