The guy that you're obsessed with comparing to all other dudes because in your mind he seems superior.
by istheanusreal February 18, 2018

by The Mica April 3, 2019

by spicyapplewater July 2, 2020

A super-cool male human (usually fairly young --- i.e., between the ages of mid-teens through late 20's --- but can be any age) who either already possesses exceptional tolerance/awareness/understanding/sympathy regarding the more-well-known physical/mental/emotional infirmities and "meltdown triggers" experienced by his fellow humans, or has caringly volunteered to take special training to familiarize himself with such matters; he is therefore qualified --- similar to a therapy dog, cat, horse, bird, or other friendly-natured pet --- to accompany one or more distress-sufferers (usually a similar-aged male, but again, the assistance-receiver can be any age or gender) during particularly stressful everyday tasks and/or errands, and provide nurturing soothing companionship to said sufferers and thus make their lives significantly more palatable. And of course, female equivalents of this admirable caregiver --- known as "therapy chicks" --- also exist; they, too, can be of any age, and provide warm-hearted accompaniment and supplementary assistance to fellow humans of any age or gender.
Therapy dudes sometimes have a very difficult/stressful job, but somebody has to do it. Hats off to them.
by QuacksO May 11, 2018

When a man sticks two of his finger in his ass and pokes his buddy next to him in the eye ( usually two males)
by MacDaddyMaceee February 12, 2018

A dude you see and instantly fall in love with. You drop everything to be with this random person you meet on the internet.
I was in the middle of a live stream with thousands of fans, but I ended it when Omegle Dude popped up on my screen.
by randomguyaw November 20, 2020
