by Rahula June 23, 2015
When a non-relative sits on your bed for the first that isn't you
(Getting a new bed don't reset it)
(Getting a new bed don't reset it)
Yo man don't sit on his bed, it's a waist of his bed Virginity, it gotta be of the person they like!
by Luckyyyyyyyyyyy August 09, 2022
This is the type of athlete who swears that he runs 10 km in 2 minutes thanks to creatine and then he scares the hoes away because of his somali genes and floppy cock. His family is also disappointed in him and his aunt is a slut. His cardiovascular abilities come in handy on every wednesday when he robs a ship full of oil and fish cum near the somali coast. He also puts nicotine pouches in his ass.
Ice cream man: "what the fuck is up with the cum in the sink"
condom head: "ay man don't talk shit about my nigga"
somali: "oooga booga maga ooobos creatine virgin athlete i rob ship flopy coc haahaahahha ooh ooh aaaaaaa"
adolf hitler: "nigga shut yo dumb ass up im bouta fuck on yo aunt that stupid ahh slut"
somali: "heil hitler!"
condom head: "ay man don't talk shit about my nigga"
somali: "oooga booga maga ooobos creatine virgin athlete i rob ship flopy coc haahaahahha ooh ooh aaaaaaa"
adolf hitler: "nigga shut yo dumb ass up im bouta fuck on yo aunt that stupid ahh slut"
somali: "heil hitler!"
by fukcer192 March 06, 2024
by Bigblackballs6942 March 22, 2021
Person 1: what zero pussy does to a mf
Person 2: wtf I have the fella follow virgin
Person 1: Nooooooooo
Person 2: wtf I have the fella follow virgin
Person 1: Nooooooooo
by Dioxide62 March 27, 2021
Person:”I’m a virgin”
Other person:”didn’t you have sex with your wife?”
Person: “yeah?”
Other person” WELL THEN YOUR NOT A VIRGIN”
Other person:”didn’t you have sex with your wife?”
Person: “yeah?”
Other person” WELL THEN YOUR NOT A VIRGIN”
by Yourcurrentwife September 28, 2021