An overthrown mental hospital that decided they weren’t part of the U.S. anymore and made their own country called “The Demented States of America”. The U.S. army noticed what was going on so they sent a handful of troops to deal with them which led to a civil war started by the gunshot heard ‘round the block. And the D.S.A won thanks to George Washingmachine who later became their first president and wrote the Deceleration of Incontinence.
by SigmaSam2009 February 15, 2025
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: United States Of America Ferrerra: Twix Genital Prank
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: United States Of America Ferrerra: Twix Genital Prank
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
State collage area high school is a high school made in 1894 the majority of the students from 2016-2019 seem to have made improvements, there is still the usual fucking and shit in the bathrooms and other shit. Most people end up with regular jobs while a few others either end up on top or at the very bottom. The collage is one of the best in the country and seems to be a high ranked collage among others . This high school is not like others, but the fighting and fucking and general high school shit continues to happen. Hope you make it out alive 😂👌
Person A “Man SCASD “State Collage Area High School” sucks ass”
Person B “Not if your smart, which most people aren’t”
Person B “Not if your smart, which most people aren’t”
by H3 Wh0 Kn0s August 30, 2019
Friend: Hey isn't that your grandma from another state?
You: Fucking hell, that grandma from another state is a nasty ass bitch.
You: Fucking hell, that grandma from another state is a nasty ass bitch.
by fybnsad June 11, 2018
University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.
Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?
Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.
James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?
Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.
James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.
by shroncke November 13, 2022
Gradey Dick is from the hoop state
by eason.no.nash. April 05, 2022
A prostitute that is paid by a government to be a spy honey trap. They generally sleep with politically influential people to gain access and insight to classified information or insider knowledge, and could be a biological weapon of mass dickstruction spreading devastating STDs.
by Dick bomb April 29, 2023