Jake

Tends to like cougars

#YourMom

Randy I saw Jake talking to your mom

by Picklejuice24 January 13, 2023

Jake

Dick is very big and he is very skinny and his abs are very tight just like his but

I Fucked Jake and he made me cum

by Nick has a big dick May 7, 2022

Jake

The honored one. The one honored in all of Earth, the Heavens above and the void below. A bhodisattva that was and were and would be.

I have attained a state like Jake

by Buggy D Clown November 23, 2021

Jake Paul

*Unsubscribes* *Subscribes to PewDiePie*

I UNSUBSCRIBES TO THAT INFECTIOUS DISEASE *JAKE PAUL*

by ooftimsocute February 24, 2019

jake bragg

An apsolute fuck that lives in rhapsody victoria and loves chilling with the hyland (hytown) homies. He has lots if susy tricks up his sleave and is a pretty good sulker. BetaCuck!!!

Anyone know that jake bragg kid? Yeah hes sus

by John mcgangstebdbd March 14, 2017

Jake

Jake’s are great, outgoing guys that are really fun to be around. They are always super sweet and understanding. They rarely get mad so if you make a Jake mad, then you really f’d up. Jake’s are actually marriage material and if one confesses his feelings for you, DONT REJECT HIM because he will treat you right....better than some foreign exchange student. If you make the foolish decision and reject him, he will end up liking a girl 2 1/2 years younger than him and then breaking her heart because he led her on for so long 🥲

Trick to use on a Jake: say you can read his mind by telling him to say his 2 favorite colors in his head. Then ask if it’s reflex blue and midnight black. He will be shocked and ask you how you guessed rights

Jake tips: NEVER ASK HIM HOW TALL HE IS OR EVEN MENTION HIS HEIGHT! He will end up lying to you. He will say he’s 5’10 when in reality, he is 5’8 maybe 5’8 and a half.

Girl 1: “hey did you see Jake’s awesome light show??
Girl 2: “yes omg it was amazing, I wanna marry him now”

by Gang gang 👁👅👁 February 27, 2021

Jake

A Jake is someone on xbox usually 12-20 who has 3+ Yes men in the party and thinks the n word is dark humor they arent funny at all and when they tell a joke all the yes men in the party laugh for 5 minutes straight thinks he is cool for being edgy and are almost always bad at the game

Tay- Jake call me a nigger then all the yes men laughed like he is funny

Javon- Typical jake

by TayDaBeast July 23, 2020