brandon michael stovall

The absolute most impressive guy on Earth. also means crack head
by asldkfhadfo9iekjh February 27, 2017
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Brandon Zachary

Brandon Zachary can't grow a beard. What an idiot
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Brandon donnelly

An amazing and kind and funny person and many more they deserve the world and are the best person ever they are a life changer in a good way x
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Brandon Christopher Special

The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.
"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."

"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."
by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024
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Brandonize

When you have been watching Biden memes for too long and you start falling up the stairs and making no sense at all.
Jose:*falls up stairs
Johny:You good bro?
Jose:"I fly like a little birdie and crawl on the floor like a toaster..."
Johny:"Bro, u've been Brandonized."
by Okbrandon August 23, 2022
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Brandon Sadler

Stupid gay retarded wannabe who say's water doesn't exist but at the same time say's it's still there to be Brandon is to be autistic to the worst degree and frankly should kill themselves as soon as possible
Guy 1: hey dude did you know scientifically you can't see water?

Guy 2: yes you can you dumbass it's clear but you can still see it stop being a Brandon sadler
by Hunter reno October 19, 2017
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Brandon Isabella

Just a massive cock. I haven’t been able to walk in 17 years since being graced by his enourmous shaft and I would do it again.

He cooka da pizza pie
Brandon Isabella stop that you’re my stepbro
by Jkey November 09, 2022
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