Brandon Russell

Someone that claims they enjoy being in the friend zone but secretly hates it

Thomas claims to be a Brandon russell, but I can tell that he’s in love with her

by LittleKidLover101 March 22, 2019

Brandon

verb
1.
To rip someone off.
"Gave the guy a deal but he was just Brandoning me on eBay."
Similar:
deceptive
untrustworthy
unreliable
unstable
insecure

noun
1.
A very negative person

"I gave a million dollars to charity but that Brandon made me feel bad."

Similar:
cynical
negativism
detrimental
pessimistic
contradictory
nullifying
disavowal
abrogating
1.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
synonym for a loser
2.
INFORMAL•BRITISH
A cunt
"Brandon is a real cunt."

This guy was stalking young girls on TikTok. A real Brandon that guy.

by Tim Hortons2424525 January 20, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is typically someone who’s sharing a father/son relationship with his dog.

“Come here son!” “No not you Brandon, I meant the Dog”

by YoursTrulyTheCutie November 22, 2021

Brandon

Every Brandon (branden) who ever lived or is living, is either a felon, drug addict or woman
Beater. They love getting innocent girls addicted to drugs and then calling them a whore. Complete douche bags.

That poor girl must have gotten involved with brandon dile
Don’t be such a brandon and stop whining

by Lukewarmlady April 4, 2022

Brandon

Brandon has the biggest piece of meat you will ever see.
As soon as you lock eyes with that huge piece of steak you will be mesmerised squirting everywhere

Last night I accidentally looked at Brandon, it was soaked

by John Lismore February 23, 2024

Brandon Sammich

Verb: Act of being between to Brandons, sexual or not.

I was at this party and ended up in a Brandon Sammich

by between2brandons May 25, 2011

Brandon Elmer Skidmore

The cutest and silliest man to ever roam the state of West Virginia. Born with the nicest voice and most holdable hands.

I love me some Brandon Elmer Skidmore!

by M. T. Vanity December 19, 2024