a boy who has huge feet and is probably dating someone that’s old enough to be his older sister. moåns a lot and talks inappropriate even though he doesn’t know what half the stuff he says means. an absolute sweat at geometry dash
by sNaiL 🐌🐌 June 11, 2021

by symone19 January 7, 2011

A fine aged Bae much like fine aged wine and stinky cheese. A lover that is older than you and used to be cool 2 presidential administration's ago. He doesn't understand how to be hip but tries- really hard. Confused when young people don't react to his jokes.
Old boo problems (flatulence, back pain, gout, sex injuries, difficulty with technology)
Had to explain "sneakies" to my old boo.
Had to explain "sneakies" to my old boo.
by Crabcate January 24, 2017

A pet name or term of endearment for a platonic friend; faux used in the sense of pretending you have a romantic relationship and boo used as a person of the gender or sex for whom you experience sexual attraction
Faux boo: How'd the interview go?
You: I got the job!
Faux boo: Congratulations! I'm so proud of you
You: Heart you my faux boo
You: I got the job!
Faux boo: Congratulations! I'm so proud of you
You: Heart you my faux boo
by canuckcan January 7, 2014

by Step lupid May 27, 2023

by brylie25 November 13, 2019
