Slimey Mike

When you pull your penis out after anal sex and proceed to poke or slap the woman's face with your slimey cock.

My girlfriend was acting out so i gave her a good old slimey mike.

by Hough_Morris April 4, 2021

Mike Fomle

When your BMI is larger than your phone number

Damn bro I feel like Mike fomle

by Diogenes the great March 27, 2024

Mike Echo Oscar Whiskey

What a cat says . . . . M.E.O.W

Mike Echo Oscar Whiskey. I repeat: Mike Echo Oscar Whiskey

by LaughingDumb654 May 21, 2025

Mike Oxmol

A guy who has a little penis

hi Mike Oxmol

by miwiGx November 7, 2024

Mike Perry

Definition of masculinity.

Man you looking all sorts of Mike Perry right now.

by Dar real man May 21, 2021

Mike Smith

A beloved 5' 10 man we the largest dumptruck known to mankind. His heart is humongous but he hates Turnpikes, also the government. He loves the oil and gas Industry and many other things, but is mainly known for his badonkadonk.

Bros got that Mike Smith cake!!

by Mike Smith enthuseast April 20, 2023

mike

him.

mike is him.

by realfactos101 September 10, 2022