Butter Weasel

a bitch-ass, hoe-smut, smeaze-faggot, failure at life.

Me: You dropped outta high school to be a rodeo clown???

Loser: Yeah man, I hate school.

Me: Wow, you really are a butter weasel.

by Jay-Rock21 May 5, 2009

panty butter

Massive quantities of vaginal discharge in the panties. Enough that you could take a knife and spread it on toast.

Greg and I were about to get it on until he saw my panty butter.

by prettyprettyprincessface February 14, 2009

butter-knifing

the political discussion of the of the legality of a situation or substance

Jessica and i were butter-knifing over the status quo and social position of marijuana

by egotrip216 September 27, 2011

peanut butter

as opposed to jamming a dick into an orifice, one peanut butters a dick into an orifice

A: "dude what's the difference between peanut butter and jam?"

B: "I dunno? what?"

A: "you can't peanut butter a dick into an asshole!"

B: "you obviously aren't trying hard enough!"

by holyshitaduck! March 12, 2013

Butter the bread

To do something absolutely discusting and horrible, for the sake of someone else.

Jerry: hey man I got my dick stuck in a toaster again
Jon: seriously
Jerry: can you help me get it out again
Jon: (sighs) why do I always have to be the one to butter the bread around here

by Thepariahpyromancer April 9, 2017

dick butter

wen a horny customer has exams and no girlfriend he has 3 tom hanks in a short period without washing his mushroom or the inside of his hood helmet a butterry substance forms and must be washed immediately before his jocks stink.

man i was a horndog this morning and wanking got out of hand....to lazy to scrub my helmet over the sink so next thing ya know dick butter was on the cards!

by Belgrove April 29, 2008

butter boy

An affectionate term used to describe a man who likes other men in a way that he shouldn't. Originates from the use of butter as an alternative form of lubrication. Also commonly refered to as arse pirate, up hill gardener or raving homosexual.

I aint going in that pub there's no fanny, its full of f**king butter boys.

by Adam Gallimore January 30, 2004