Text

Something that you do with your crush in an attempt to rizz her up, but it never truely works and you end up getting butthurt

Jake: "yo bro i gotta go frfr, cya man"
Lucas: "ok text me when ur home"

by gopnik1163 February 17, 2023

Text Back

The act of texting someone back, nearly impossible to be done by a female.

I got a text back

by Kitolada May 31, 2021

one-text bitch

When you are mad enough at someone but only enough to confront them for the time period of one text message.

Mark: whats up

Jenna: nothin but that sucked that you forgot my birthday yesterday

Mark: i'm sorry, i really forgot! i'll make it up to you

Jenna: it's no problem, i just had to be a one-text bitch. we're cool now :)

by mbs805 October 26, 2010

Bro-Text fondling

When a bro text another bro useing words like what up, yo, and chill. In order to get the other bro excited to meet.

Joe:Yo, what up can u hang Id be ball'in if we chilled

Andy:Yeah man I'm so excited

Joe to himself:Man, I'm so good at bro-text fondling

by Bonzilizard July 1, 2011

Text Tussle

: To have a disagreement or intense debate via texting or messaging

Alexandra if you continue to insist on having a Text Tussle every time we talk I’ll be forced to take drastic measures.

by Theogpseudonym May 23, 2019

Text Deaf

The lack of hearing emphasis on a word because it is only text. Capital letters do not mean anything besides shouting!

Girl 1: That rainbow is HUGE.

Guy: Thats what she said.

Girl 2: Didn't you hear the sarcasm in her statement?

Guy: No I'm text deaf.

by Hyundaisalesman July 8, 2010

extramarital text

Flirtatious or seductive phone texting or email to a person other than one's significant other.

Dude, my baby's lost interest in me. She's on that phone all the time. I think she's having extramarital text.

Yeah, Bro, I just got a booty text from her!

by weteachourselves August 14, 2011