A person who has documents from a court of law that allow them to pursue fit men and women. A non-legal Simp is looked down upon by society.
“Dude, Leslie is so hot.”
“Didn’t she get a restraining order on you?”
“Yeah, but I’m a Legal Simp, so its overridden.”
“Didn’t she get a restraining order on you?”
“Yeah, but I’m a Legal Simp, so its overridden.”
by Lifel1k3 April 11, 2022
Get the Legal Simpmug. Woman on the internet: "OMG i am broke and single!"
Simp: "no u r not u r beautiful i will donate you $200 whats your patreon?"
Simp: "no u r not u r beautiful i will donate you $200 whats your patreon?"
by ShrimpTheSimp May 26, 2020
Get the simpmug. 
by Bökel October 1, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
A simp is something that people call you when you do whatever your girl/boyfriend asks of you or you say-kitten, lovey dove, sugar, butterfly, babygirl/boy, etc., or when you daydream about your crush or fangirl about them.
by vannytheparanormaljournalist October 19, 2021
Get the simpmug. 