I shit in the shower

An upstanding member of the community who greatly contributes to the workforce and touches grass
"Hey bro have you heard of I shit in the shower?"

"yeah man he has a job and contributes to society"
by bruhmoment12 July 16, 2021
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Chicago Shower Party

When 5+ people take a laxative and shit in on a girl during an orgy
Feeling freaky for a Chicago Shower Party
by a deaf guy November 23, 2022
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Colombian rain shower

To drink a lot of coffee before engaging in the sexual act of peeing on your partner
by Sslimings September 12, 2018
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New York Shower

Walking/standing in the streets of NYC and having water from the back of ACs from floors above you that aren't properly draining drip onto you, leaving you confused, angry, and slightly disgusted.
"I was waiting for my chop cheese outside the bodega cause it got mad crowded and the whole time that bitch neighbor's AC was giving me and my girl a New York Shower. Mad disgusting."

Non-resident: What the fuck--it's not raining. Where's this water coming from?

New Yorker: You just got a New York Shower, kid.
by hustletoast September 21, 2021
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three-point shower

A brief shower designed to clean the two armpits and the genital region--hence, a three point shower.
Given that he was late for his date, he opted for a three-point shower so that he'd at least smell nice and be presentable.
by JeremyNeo June 10, 2016
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Senitors Special Shower

When a foreign dignitary decides to bestow upon you a cultural right of passage by projectile vomiting and then urinating an unnecessary amount of piss all over your new shoes.
- Kaylynn met a Senitor John.
- Wow a real live Senitor.

-yeah and she bestowed upon her a great cultural gift. She got the Senitors Special Shower.
- What an honor.
by Reedski December 06, 2021
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Guantanamo Golden Shower

The act of laying someone down on their back on a surface slightly inclined towards their head, putting a rag over their face, then taking a hot piss on the rag; effectively waterboarding but with piss
Damn she pisses hard as fuck, I'd love to get a Guantanamo golden shower from her!
by Acab1312ftp April 05, 2022
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