potatoe sack

just like the "tea bag" but a tea bag is small and a patotoe sack is big. so its when you have a very big dick and you tea bag someone.

im to big to tea bag her. so i gave her a taste of my potatoe sack

by shelby nave May 26, 2007

rocket potato

a giant potato that eats cats and rugs.

the rocket potato is eating mr. whisker!

by sid mullendore March 21, 2009

Potato

1. The most ubiquitous thing in the entire world, followed closely by cockroach in second place and sardars (aka sikhs, turbanators) in the third place.

2. When mashed, represents the height of genuine English culinary achievement.

3. The biggest commodity purchase of McDonald's. Used in their "employee induction programs" to fill-up skull cavities.

4. Handy object of comparison. See examples.

"Who is smarter - potato or microsoft?"
"What came first - potato or vodka?"
What's on everyone's mind at the Wimbledon : "Who's got better potatoes?"

by _cheese April 22, 2009

Arkansas Donkey Potato

razorbacks engaged in anal sex when they're about to ejaculate they punch the lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm better while grabbing your own boobs with potatoes.

Chris Yang gave Miguel an Arkansas Donkey Potato, even though Stephanie and Ina warned Miguel not to talk to Chris. Poor Miguel.

by Georgia Appleseed March 2, 2010

potato fever

A term describing when a non-white person has a sexual attraction or preference for a white person or for white people exclusively

Juán is Mexican but he only dates white guys. He has a serious case of potato fever.

by SFCAguy November 20, 2011

Potato

Brown person who acts white, but is too dull or boring to be called a coconut

You ain't no sand nigger, you ain't even a damn coconut. You a goddamn potato

by Spam on Toast August 2, 2006

Potato

a hot guy, but this word is never used on its own. There are variations, such as: boiled potato (a guy who is hot but boring), french fry (a guy who is hot, but bad for you, aka the guy all your friends say dont go out with), mashed potato (a guy who is not really one thing or another in terms of personality, but who is really hot and has been with every fucking girl in the school), scalloped potato (a guy who is gorgeous and just altogether really sweet and cool), and baked potato (that really gorgeous artistic slacker/stoner who your mother would hate).

Niko: izzy, those guys nick and matt are such boiled potatoes.
Izzy: dude, i know. there has to be some way to make them more...
Niko: scalloped?
Izzy: yeah. scalloped.
Niko: or, god, even baked would be better than boiled. jeesh.

by ;asldkfja;slkdfj September 18, 2009