pickle

the worst tasting food item known to man kind. anyone who enjoys the presence of pickles’ opinion is invalid. if you call one a pickle then that is the worse insult you could place upon a soul. you have now called that person so ugly and so unbearably smelly and they are such asshole-y trash that even nicholas cage is offended by your general well being. good job.

bob: I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WOULD RATHER LISTEN TO MATTY B FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THEN TO HVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR UGLY FACE
fred: WELL I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WOULD RATHER WATCH THE ROOM FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THAN HAVE TO SHARE AN APARTMENT WITH YOU ANY LONGER
bob: NOBODY LIKES YOU, YOU PICKLE
fred: oh.

bob: shit man i’m sorry i took that too far.

fred: ...

by Vlad Wiligiginginton May 04, 2018

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The name Pepper is little a nickname that parents some of the time give there children like let's say when they are very young but pickle is also a foodor vegetableI should say

Dad "hey pepper how was your night".
Child "good but please don't call me pickle again".
Dad "Ok Pickle

by Georgiemahon2009 April 20, 2019

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