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One Direction

A bunch of liars who keeps stabbing their fans in the heart every now and then. They lied about going on an 18 months hiatus but is still not back after 3 god damn years.
Directioner : "I hate One Direction. They keep playing with my feelings.

Non Directioner : Yeah, I never liked them anyways. Glad they broke up.

Directioner : "Fuck off! Never insult One Direction in front of me!"
One Direction by heliumGAS October 14, 2018

One Crispy Boi 

Literally the hottest fucking man in the multiverse alright? This man is sexy as fucking hell and the best goddamn soldier ever seen. He is able to literally kill a thot with one message only consisting of five words or less. He is the Legendary thot slayer that will end the furry war within a single thought.
One Crispy Boi is so fucking hot I'm getting wet just thinking about him.

one or the two 

When something is between two choices or both.
I can't choose what gender I want to be, I'm thinking boy or girl...it's a one or the two kind of thing.
one or the two by kkbb April 28, 2019

One-night friend 

A one-night friend is an internet friend that you stay up late to chat with, but ghosts you the next morning and never talks to you ever again.
A: 'I met a really great girl last night on discord! We have so much in common.'
B: 'Really? Have you talked to her today?'
A: 'No, she left me on read.'
B: 'That sucks, she's probably only a one-night friend'
One-night friend by oftmice June 28, 2019

One Direction

Literally the best band in the world.

Won over 100 awards (BTS could never).

Band members consist of a frog ass looking bitch, a fucking Lima bean, a porcupine (in fact he's straight), and a white bread with no toaster.

Once you are in the fandom there is literally no way out. Good luck trying though.
Person A: Have you ever heard of that band, One Direction?
Person B: Do you mean the best band in the world? The one with the 4 beautiful british boys and the perfect Irish leprechaun? The one who jump started 5sos' career? The one who has been on a break for 4 years and is still breaking records? Yeah, I've heard of them.
One Direction by Sophia Grange August 25, 2019

One-move 

A positive and powerful movement. A righteous and sacred agenda bound by many Divine right movements built to empower and establish an act of civil, and holy rest of tranquility and contentment through the revolt and over take of the oppressors of tyranny. To bring a one world, one people, one love. ONE MOVE.
One-move: One move over threw the king. Check mate.