dead woman

An older woman that a younger woman feels challenged by her experience and has flirted shamelessly with her husband or boyfriend

Gurl is that the dead woman's man you made a move on!
She ain't buried yet.

by Lolliepop11 June 01, 2017

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Whole Woman

A woman that was born a female and remains a female

I prefer to drain well hung trans ladyboys than be with a whole woman

by Homo Whisperer June 23, 2024

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Woman-splaining

A woman who is explaining something.

Jessica was woman-splaining very hard.

by Knosemore October 04, 2022

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Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman

A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.

I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.

Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society

Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.

by Raul Pudd August 03, 2024

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