Ass fu is the fight between the smell of your feces and the smell of the feces of the person next to you in the bathroom. This also works for farts.
I was taking a dump at work the other day and a guy walked into the stall next to me. After a minute, I had to get up and leave because his ass fu was stronger than mine.
Bob cleared out the entire office the other day with his fart. His ass fu is strong.
Bob cleared out the entire office the other day with his fart. His ass fu is strong.
by deathfordough June 10, 2013
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by freudianstrip June 17, 2013
Get the Kardashi-ass mug.The act of uncontrollable, watery diarrhea that keeps you from leaving the house all day. A non-stop undesirable bodily function that acts like a running faucet.
"Hey Phil what's up with running to the john all day, don't you have to go to work?"
"Yeah man, I do, I just can't turn off my Faucet Ass."
"Yeah man, I do, I just can't turn off my Faucet Ass."
by Carol L. June 22, 2014
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