Nipple-pop

Verb:
-The act of either rupturing a breast implant, or flicking a nipple so hard it immediately explodes due to pressure built up within the tip.

Noun:
-An awesome candy someone needs to invent. Weather it be a giant nipple lolly-pop, or a disk-shaped gusher, it needs to be a thing.

Verb:
-"Hannah's breast implants are so flat! You don't think she got nipple-popped, do you?!"
-"My cousin got nipple-popped by his ex. That's when he realized he was gay."

Noun:
- "I love sucking on nipple-pops! They remind me of my infancy!"

by Katiefly36 April 30, 2014

Nipple Cripple

the devastating and torturous 'Nipple Cripple' is an inhumane way to 'Cripple' your opponent without mercy.
To perform the nipple cripple take both hands and grab your enemy's nipples, once in position twist in opposites directions violently. This move will leave your enemy in absolute devastation.

"you're going down yo"

"i don't think so buddy, I know the nipple cripple"

"what's the nipple cripple? tf?"

*viciously rips nipples"

"OWWWWWWWWWW"

by Pac haters May 4, 2022

Elk Nipple Pie

A legendary pie crafted at Belles Bakery and Deli in Bismarck ND at the turn of the 20th century. It was said to contain over 10,000 elk nipples.

"Did you get to try a slice of Belles Elk nipple pie?"

"No, I don't like elk nipples."

"The Frank boy tried some and laid down on some railroad tracks. Said it was so good he didn't wanna go on living."

"Wow. That must be some pie."

by ThunderCurt April 19, 2025

Nipple Dongle

A super obnoxious nipple piercing. One that is large and bulky.

Sandra's nipple dongles are fucking ridiculous. I can't grab on without my hand getting caught.

by FranklinGoestoSpace March 25, 2017

Nipple Bandit

Someone who has three nipples, suggesting that they have stolen one from someone else.

Did you see that guy at the beach, he’s a nipple bandit

by Ur fav garage raccoon June 14, 2023

Nipple Warrior

Jeremy is the Nipple Warrior. To be the Nipple Warrior gives you great pride and joy, knowing you are looked up at by all, making you feel nearly god-like. It is rumored that the Nipple Warrior is the second coming of Christ.

Look! There goes the Nipple Warrior! He's so sexy.

by Nipple Warrior October 1, 2020

nipple smear

This is what happens when you roll over in bed using your elbows and accidentally crush your side-sleeping partner’s nipple between your elbow and the mattress. Generally makes said partner very very angry.

Faaaaark- you just gave me a nipple smear!!

by Smartmouth78 July 18, 2019