nut crab monster

a legendary crab that only feeds off sweet nuts, but is also known to enjoy cornflakes. He roams woodland an seaside areas.BEWARE THE NUT CRAB.

two boys enter a small woodland area.
Boy 1: dude what was that noise
boy 2: dunno.. sounded like the cry of a wild crab.
Boy 1: oh my days its the nut crab monster.. RUNNNNNN

by the poon assasain May 16, 2010

monster truck seminary

A cemetery where people trip, usually in a small town.

Look at those hooligans walking towards the cemetery! It must be a monster truck seminary!

by klassii May 25, 2011

double backed monster

the look and sound of two people having sex that leads others to assume there is a double backed monster in the bed.

i walking in and it looked like there was a double backed monster on her bed.

by bnt07 November 22, 2011

cookie monster band

all those death metal bands that sound just like Slipknot

oh great, ANOTHER cookie monster band music video on Fuse

by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008

green monster

Shoving a green dry erase marker up someone's ass leaving a scary green monster mark on their rectum.

Steve:"Hey guess what."
Matt:"What?"
Steve:"Green monster time!"
Matt:"Oh god! Not my rectum!OOOHHHH!NNOOOOOO! It's so scary!"

by squall leonhart June 29, 2006

Arabian cum monster

when you cum on the bitty's sleeping eyes so when she wakes up the next morning its hard to open

I gave andie ol' arabian cum monster so i could and seal her money

by bubmaster622 April 4, 2009

purple helmet monster

the end of a penis also called bell-end

stu showed andy his bell-end

by SIMCOE November 25, 2004