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Evergreen Middle School 

One of the absolute shittiest middle schools in Spokane. Everyone there should be going to Green Acres, but are all overflows. The people there are either super rich or super poor, with some upper middle class in between.

If you don't wear logos and don't have enormous tits, you are immediately placed at the bottom of the food chain. Most of the guys there are perverts who are obsessed with grabbing girl's asses and fist pumping like they're on goddamn Jersey Shore. They are all racist and ignorant about other countries and homophobic.

The girls are either whores, religious fake gossipy girls, or girls who can't stop talking about sports. Most of the girls are ugly whores that plaster their faces with six pounds of makeup, and all the guys are hot. Oh, and everyone is snaggle-toothed...

The cliques aren't so bad, but there is an extensive group of populars, all of them dumb as rocks. There's also a tight group of lesbian meth addicts, and some pre-pubescent boys.

The teachers are monopolized by the kids there, and even follow their fashion trends. They talk about how nice the school is, but the building is practically FALLING DOWN.

All in all, Evergreen Middle School is a nice place to be if you're looking for BLT's (big luscious tits,) and meth.
Douche bag: FUCK YEAH EVERGREEN MIDDLE SCHOOL!! TIT SUCKIN YEAH!

Overly sporty girl: Omg i have tennis every saturday morning it sucks hahahaha theres this tournament and hahaha omg

Popular girl: Is Asia a country?
Evergreen Middle School by Cjrox02 October 1, 2011

Post Oak Middle School 

Dumb ass school full of dumb ass teachers. Illiterate teachers make the classes even harder, and the principal wonders why 46% of the kids fail their classes. Most kids from Post Oak go to Spotsy High School, which is almost the exact same. Post Oak is also full of fake bitches, rednecks, etc.
Wow, you went to Post Oak Middle School? They suck.

Rachel Carson Middle School

A middle school in nowhere'sville, Virginia with 30% Asians, 30% Indians, 30% White People, 5% Wasians, and 5% Latinos, Black People & Other. With 4 minute passing periods and snobby, preppy white people (Girls wear floral and boys are skaters),wanna be gangsters (but dont get confused, there is no hood in herndon), and know- it all indians and asians. Assigned Seats at Lunch, teachers who stare you down in the hallways, its like almost every other middle school out there. FUBAR.
Person A: Dude, I cant wait to leave Rachel Carson Middle School
Person B: IKR, I'd much rather go to AISJ.

Coral Springs Middle School

Where its at! Home of the Stallions. The getto school to be at. If you go there you rock like me. Girls yell and high-five and kick ass. Guys rock skinnies tighter than the girls'. You pretty much date in your grade unless you're in band- Where Mr. P brings you all together like one huge mostly Asian musical somewhat maybe i guess happy family! And he took Wind Ensemble to the Superior and Jazz Band and Symphonic Band to Excellent level! Girls and boys track, soccer, basketball and flag football rule. Color guard goes second place 2011! Sixth graders welcome in pretty much anything but being school mascot, Sterling the Stallion. Jamba Juice on Tuesday, and pizza on Friday! All around a kickass school to be at!
Hey what school are we playing in the finals?
Coral Springs Middle School.
Aww dammit were gonna lose!

Neptune Middle School 

School with 6th grade girls getting knocked up

North End middle school 

Don't go to North End the teacher are just trash, they are always on u gor no god damn reason! Mr. Simpson can suck my dick, and Mrs gilmore Idk. All the black girls in this school are musty, dusty and crusty! They be smellin like a hobo's ass hole. And all the boy obviously never used deodorant cuz they also fuckin musty. And lastly all the boys need to pull up their pants cuz no girl wants to see ur ugly boxers or short so pull them up fag and y'all need to stop where fake gucci. How do u sag wit a belt? Dumbass

Post Oak Middle School 

A middle school in Spotsylvania, Virginia where kids are pot heads, rednecks, fake & dramatic. This school is also known for its bomb threats, fights & drug deals.
Bob: “Where does your kid go to school?”

Sammy: “Post Oak Middle School

Bob: “You mean that shitty drug dealing school?”

Sammy “Yep”